[The following article was retyped from the May 1964 issue of the Bulldog Tales. Errors in the original article were reproduced here. Hopefully, no new errors were introduced.]
Class Prophesies of ‘64
Shirley Matthews just defeated Wallace in a talk-a-thon.
Barbara Peterson is now a dare-devil hobby horse ridder (after finding out at Glenn Echo how much she liked them).
Becky Farlow after 10 years of loyal service at Woolworth’s has moved up to custotian.
Dorothy Roberts is the only woman in the High Point Fire Department. She drives a fire truck.
Walter Goforth is now the Castro of the insect world, he is leading a rebellion of bugs against all extreminators.
Bobbie Jo Davis is working as a bag girl at the Coward A&P grocery.
Mary Trotter married her high school sweetheart and is now the mother of six midgets.
Bill Albertson is now preacher at Washington Cathedral.
Billy Hunt just wrote a book entitled how to win at card games without really trying.
Susan Welborn a model best known as a model of those sexy high-necked blouses she always used to wear.
Rebecca Osborne has taken over the Debbie Drake Show.
Elaine Deaton and Nancy Biles have envented a new medicine called Elaine’s Little Bile Pills
Sammie Steele and Jo Boylen now are Bunnies in the Playboy Night Club.
Eddie Coggins has just won first prize in the N. C. state-wide cow-milking contest.
Harold Lambeth has just spotted a fire from his Ranger lookout post, the fire was started by Smokey Blair, that’s Kermit Blair you know.
Dora Jane Spell is fat lady at N. C. State Fair.
Murray Skeen is truant officer in Randolph County.
Phyllis Loflin plays part of Cleopatra in Warner Bros. latest release. Starring with her is Anthony, Robert Hill.
Randy Gills is now a skin diver in Gills Aqua Marine Co. He has just discovered a mermaid, Linda Kirkman.
Richard Sparks on his free weekends away from his job as postmaster general plays golf with Arnold Palmer
Trudy Dawson is now a guide in the Dulles Airport rest room.
Steve Greene and Shirley Beane have just opened a beanery by the name of Greenbeans.
Darrell Beane delivered the state of the Union Message that 50 states has just succeeded.
Larry Hepler a Dulles weather forcaster is still answering the question, “How’s the weather up there.”
Jenny Auman and Barbara Leffever are Co-pilots of Glenn Echo roller coaster.
Johnny Reddick is encyclopedia-selling International Playboy.
Stacey Spillman, a registered nurse, is working with Ben Crazy.
Danny Stone has taken over his one-hundredth new paper route
Gary Lankford is now playing Hanky Panky Music of his own creation in Carnigie Hall.
David Brown is still waking up at night in fear that the senior play might have been real.
Beverly Pierce is now in charge of Goforth Exterminators.
The Buny Bread Bakery is now operated by Larry (Bunny) Brower.
Ronnie Hilton is now the world renounced radio dis-jockey (Boo Boo Hilton).
Lynne Younts still is digging the hole she started her senior year to bury her annual in.
David White is Randolph County’s bus mechanic, he’s putting on governors now.
Jerry Hass is winning in his 427 Ford at Daytona Race Track.
Sharon Ward is playing basketball for the Globe Trotters.
Teddy Wagner is super salesman selling Snickle Cykle hair dressing the grooming aid on the stick.
Producers were so impressed by their Washington hairdos that they are co-starring Phyllis Holt and Wilma Edwards in MGM’s “Grindle Meets Beowolf”.
Lawrence Jordan is a beautician now running Archdale Beauty Shoppe, he also does hair for horses.
Janice Walker is the giant at the New York’s World Fair.
Diana Hale, Patsy Embry, Linda Farlow. Barbara Lockheart, are all in jail.
Roger Bryson is presiding over a divorce court where all are patitioning order to marry a third time. Hollywood has nothing on Trinity.
Annette Graves, jockey wins Kentucky Derby on her horse, Southern Dancer.
Jane Sides wins Powder Puff Derby at Bowman-Gray.
Gaye Cartner wins Nobel Peace Prize in Journalism.
Oma Nell Holder is Poet Laureate of the Blue Ridge Parkway.
Bill Whitehart rivals Fred Astaire
Johnny Lucas is in Eygpt building pyramids out of poker chips.
Harold White is assistant to Chief Phil Hebert in the physics lab at Washington Naval Observatory.
Susan Hill is working as a biochemist while Logan cares for the dozen little tots.
Bob Hill and Steve Hicks are standing in a pot over a fire in Africa. Bob says “You must admit that sermon wasn’t very convincing!”
Jimmy Peace is President over Greyhound Bus Company.
Linda Lambeth is painting billboards for Hudson Yacht Line whose owner got into business by adding oars to his old shoes.
Zana Davis is under a sink fixing leaky pipes. She is now head plumber of Davis Plumbing Company.
Larry Taylor—Fabian Taylor sings while Rosey Baby Nelson dances in Dale Webster’s Exotic Night Club.
Christine and Barbara Hohn are running a lonely hearts club for others like them who are always without companions.
Sonja Allen is modeling bikinis at Wakiki.
Jill White and Rebecca Charles are now test pilots for a broom factory.
Cindy Cecil’s genius has finally been recognized by her class poem which has just been published. Royalties amounted to one-half million.
Wayne Richardson has been elected president of the “Silver Tooth Society”.
Esther Fitch still can’t tell one Roger from another.
Steve Smith is still trimming corn for the Big Bear.
Kay Allred is working on her doctor’s degree in French at Duke.
Betty White is making coffee at the S&W Cafeteria in Washington.
Nancy Skeen has been named Strawberry Queen of Randolph County.
Sylvia Spell is testing cushions for High Point Memorial Hospital.
Janie Mauldin is a brain surgeon.
Bill Thomas became atheletic director at Duke.
Linda Wilson is now serving as maid for Mrs. Bill Bost in Kansas City.
Betty Farlow is milking cows for Herndon Davis.